Nostalgia

Alternative energy source revolutionizes the BioFuel Industry

2010-03-28T14:21:00.000-07:00

With big companies and countries trying to go green, people have become aggressive towards adapt ways to minimize the damage to the environment. In the light of these advancements, N-Viro International Corporations, an environmental and material operating company has developed a new idea known to a few.

The company has a patented technology process for the treatment and recycling of bio-organic waste to energy, utilizing certain alkaline by-products produced by the cement, lime, electric utilities and other industries. The N-Viro Process stabilizes and pasteurizes the wastewater sludge, reduces odors to acceptable levels, neutralizes or immobilizes various toxic components. Moreover, it generates N-Viro Soil, a product which has a granular appearance similar to soil and has multiple commercial uses.

The best part is that the N-Viro Fuel technology was recently tested on a full-scale basis at the Michigan State University coal-fired power plant. N-Viro would help people use clean coal as an alternative. Many markets are using the opportunity fuel, N-Viro Soil all across the country and around the world today. The primary market for N-Viro Soil is agriculture.

Here is an interview of Timothy Kasmoch, CEO of N-Viro International

The concept by N-viro has revolutionized the bio fuel industry by turning biosolids into an alternative energy source. As this is renewable energy, it will prevent the wastage of non-renewable energy, reduce our dependence, and decrease the impact on environment.

The Big Fat Greek Wedding

2009-01-24T12:49:00.000-08:00

At times i surprise myself with various elements. Well, there are events in life unknown that might pop up suddenly. No! Dont be misguided by the title cuz' i am not getting married. It is my brother who would be married in the month of april. Without a doubt, there is no second questions that i am excited. These two weeks had been bombarded with bills and shopping. I have shopped more than my brother or his to-be-wife. And the element of surprise ceases to exist when i see the bill. From sherwani, to shoes, coats to shirts and what not! This is the first time in my life when i had the courage to step down to the streets to shop for this auspicious occassion. Otherwise i have always considered Shopping to be the art possessed by women only.

What makes me feel proud is that yes! I can shop as well. Well that is actually something for me to be proud of. Nevertheless to say the fun is a bit shortened due to the fact that the marriage is in near neighborhood. But hell ya! Who cares as long as you know how to enjoy and have fun in life... I have different plan to make the moment more memorable. Well when will i play my part of being a brother!

The sad part for me is that the marriage is in the month of April and i dont know whether i would mark my presence for a long time. This is cuz prolly i would be off for mumbai in the coming months. But lets see surprises never cease to exist. Today itself we chose an amazing dress (I dont know how to classify it as it is a combination of ACHKAN+COAT). Well looks nice on him. Matter of fact i always longed to wear such a dress but then my physique isn't so muscular that something of that sort would suit me.

Cut to the chase i am happy with my golden Sherwani..

It brings a smile to my face thinking about the excitment, fun and cheers prevailing at my house. Cuz its been long since i used those terms living here. Strange and sad things have happened in the past but i am really glad they did happen. The past always haunts you but what makes me happy is that i am end with worries.

I lose the count when i have to judge when was the last time i laughed my ass off. It has to be 4-5 years back until i bumped into the shittiest relation of my lifetime which stole my smile. Yes i see those who did wrong suffer and those who suffer cuz of no reason laugh eventually. Thats what i am doing now! Laughing that is!! Thank godness I am having laughter doses on a daily basis.

I am downloading Razz 2, but from the reviews which i hear about, I can conclude it is a real turnoff. But then wait until i watch, bollywood bring it out with what they classify as a "Horror".
Matter of fact most of the horror movies, in particular associated with bollywood has always made me roll out of laughter! Think of the people scared in a theater and am laughin like a laughing gas victim...
Lez c what else is there for me.....

Ps:- The images are only indicative to give you a feel of how much i spent in a matter of 2 days...tch....tch

Silence the Best Killer

2009-01-21T13:25:00.000-08:00

What is the best way to break a mirror? Shoot it with a bullet or wait until it breaks? Well i would not be the right person to answer that. It all depends on your perception. There was a time when i would have said the first option. But things change along with the flow of time! Indeed i have experienced that Silence is so powerful a tool that it can shatter egos, big armies as well as the biggest boulders of your life. Earlier my philosophy of life was to screw karma and just be the creator of whatever happens. If someone messes with you, its a tit-for-tat. I found that approach to be quite contending as it brought sudden/instant results! Of course the results would vary at times...But life teaches you so much. People often say that patience is the key to success. Its easy said than done especially for someone like me who believes in blasting anyone who tries to be shitty. Things have changed. I have found that silence, though it takes time yields the best result. I would not say that you should rely on time to make things happen for you. Just be silent and yes it works wonders!

Here is a recipe to make a person realize their mistake forever (This might sound to be an off topic but it works hehe)

Ingredients : Patience, Perseverance, A bit of Intellect, Pinch of Intelligence, Some humor according to taste.

Step I: Forget the person and forget any shit about them. Add some patient to the shitty stuff and saute' it in a frying pan.

Step II: Stay Quiet and let them react. Let the frying pan burn the shit off. Wait it to reek. Add some perseverance and just wait and watch.

Step III: Once they are over with their gags and actions, they will eventually get tired. Add a bit of intellect and its time to totally ignore them. A note of warning: How much tempting you might find to talk/contact them do not do it.

Step IV: Be a gourmet of intelligence. Add a bit of intellect and do something creative as it would take a few months before you get a delicious meal. The time for Results might vary in cases though.

Step V: You become more important when you are totally away rather than when you are near. You would see how the person becomes desperate to be in touch somehow. Add a bit of intelligence by not replying.

Step VI: Now comes the grand fiesta. The person would right all sorts of sentimental stuff. This is the right time to make your mind not to contact the person ever in your life. Your recipe is ready. The person would feel guilty throughout their life span. Let them cry for the wrong they did to you.

Its true "What goes around Comes Around". You can never become happy by making someone miserable. Add a bit of seasoning in the form of humor to laugh off your past and live a beautiful present. I can boast upon it that its tried and tested. To so many people who once meant so much to me, later added pain to my life, this method proves to be the best to lead a great life! It gives peace of mind as well as a clean heart! Because you are not doing anything wrong. It is unquestionable that if you did something wrong with anyone your conscience would torture you forever.

Therefore never hurt anyone with Intentions. A mistake done without involvement/knowledge is never equal to a mistake done deliberately. Well that option is out for me as i never meant or did any wrong to anyone:)Sweet!

I happened to see a lot of movies this month! CC2C sucks real time. The most irritating thing i found was the MEOW background. Damn! It seem like i actually came to a ZOO instead of a theater. A bunch of buffoons playing Chini Mini CHinki Minki.... SlumDog Millionaire rocks big time!

Besides that this month has been really hectic. Most probably i would be moving to mumbai but lets see. I have no big intentions or desire to go in such a polluted/congested city but then Career Calls!

What else? ya! A bit of rafting and fun follows in a few days...Got a scholarship 5th time in a row(Man! I am losing the count now). It is a good thing as i would be able to repay my loan, cover my expenditures in case i go to mumbai, and help my brother to accumulate funds for his marriage. Ya did i mention my brother is getting married? Ahem! Thats all for now!

Tune into Wagga Wagga Channel for more entertainment! Till than Ciao!

New-Zealand A Place Close to Heaven

2008-12-08T06:23:00.000-08:00

New Zealand is a wonderful place where you can find variety of places to visit. This beautiful haven has a diverse landscape where you can walk from a glacier to a rain forest. New Zealand can be the perfect destination for your vacations. From family to couple this place gives you all in great package. The south is famous for its golden beaches. The glacier and the mountains make a serene natural environment which would mesmerize you for days. The main attractions are Auckland , Rotorua, Queenstown, Wellington and Christchurch.

Auckland is the centre of commerce and industry, and is perhaps the most vibrant, bustling and multicultural city in New Zealand. Auckland is the biggest Polynesian city in the world, and this cultural influence is reflected in many different aspects of city life. The city's landscape is dominated by volcanic hills, the twin harbours, bays, beaches and islands. Its nickname 'the city of sails' is very apt. Auckland has more boats per capita than anywhere else in the world. Finding a hotel in Auckland is easy and convinient. Auckland Hotels can provide you with one of the best deals if you are planning to have a joyous time holidaying in Auckland.

Wellington is the capital city of New Zealand. It is also the cultural, administrative and political center of the country. Two aspects of the city that will immediately strike any visitor are the sprawling harbour and the dramatic, hilly terrain. Everywhere you go, the sounds and smell of the ocean hang in the air, and green hills and valleys wrap you in a bear-hug embrace. At night, Wellington offers up a spectacular, shimmering cityscape that is unlike almost anywhere else in the world. Even after seeing it for the hundredth time, it takes one's breath away. Accomodation besides sightseeing is also an important consideration. Wellington Hotels will find you the best package deal to enjoy your vacation to the maximum extent.

Christchurch is the largest city in the South Island. Christchurch enjoys the largest collection of Gothic architecture in the country, with Christchurch Cathedral, the Canterbury Museum, Christ's College School, and the former University of Canterbury, which now forms the bustling cultural centre of Christchurch. All the art lovers are encouraged to visit this place with a plethora of artisitc luxuries available. Ofcourse Christchurch Hotels can provide you with a lifetime experience so that you can dedicate your time for fun without worrying about the accomodation.

Families can spend a wonderful time during their stay. New Zealand is also considered to be the perfect place for romance and enjoy time together.

www.cheaperthanhotels.co.nz is a website that offers you a range of accomodation at a great cost. The services are one of the best so offered in New Zealand and they would make it sure that it is value to your money. Along with the normal accomodation they would provide you with
additional features and recommendations for the hotspots to visit. Make sure you get the best bargain from the website to enjoy your vacation to the fullest.

Sanctuary

2008-11-29T21:36:00.000-08:00

This is one song that always touches my heart. It is so nostalgic.

In you and I there's a new land
Angel's in flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary, my sanctuary, yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me what's left of me now

I watch you fast asleep
All I fear means nothing

In you and I there's a new land
Angels in flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me what's left of me

snwod dna spu ynam os
My heart's a battleground
snoitome eurt deen I
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
snoitome eurt deen I

You show me how to see
That nothing is whole and nothing is broken

In you and I there's a new land
Angel's in flight
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
My sanctuary my sanctuary yeah
Where fears and lies melt away
Music inside
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I
What's left of me what's left of me now

My fears and lies
Melt away
wonk uoy naht noitceffa erom deen I

Learnings from Life

2008-11-15T09:50:00.000-08:00

Cruelty of life hits you throughout the span of your living. Things you want, you dont get and things you get you dont want. The ultimate solace for life is to accept what you have and to be contended with it. But who usually happens to practice that? In this wild horde for "More" You often tend to run so fast that you leave behind those who actually were running shoulder-to-shoulder with you. Those who cared for you, Those who lived for you. Running ahead you might experience an ecstacy of achievement, an intense want to achieve more and even more intense feeling for having achieved the same. But later on you realise that you have left ahead things that wouldve meant more to you, even more than success. At times you realise its too late now to take a look in your past and to recover what you lost. Life might give you a second chance but i say it isnt about life and chances. Its you who creates your own chances. Gruesome, yet lovely. Terrible, yet terrific. Ugly, but beautiful yes that is life.
I have learnt one thing for sure. Time is your best aid and your shadow is your best friend. You come and go alone but your shadow will always accompany you. Even when you close your eyes for your final restplace, unknowingly that it is still resting with you.

In this wild hograce for money, Well who doesnt want to get rich??? Hell I do! And for sure i would!
But sometimes it gets really confusing as to what lies ahead of you. Your actions seems to be great in the begginning and it seems that yes this is the right path for you. All goes well yet when it comes to giving a final touch, all seems to be lost and it seems as to you have bumped into a dead end! Any takers for that? Any solution for that???

Between Friends

2007-04-29T23:28:00.000-07:00

I must say it has been a while since i wrote something and nevertheless i will say i am more than happy to be back and writing in the same ol' blogging spirit.
It has been a month since Ishita has been contacting me to write and to join her newly made blog called Between Friends.
A few days ago i actually stumbled across it, been possessed with my exams, i was away from blogworld, as you all know how exams are like! Tormenting Satanic Viruses!!
Anyways i am glad its over.
So not deviating from what i want to write i will just say that i wrote my first post at Between Friends and i was really surprised to see that us blog friends have dedicated ourselves in being one and writing on one great portal.

My first post there was Possessed. You can read it in here . No doubt, when beauty lies out somewhere, appreciators always go in that way smelling it. And the same is with me! I have become a great appreciator as well as a critic reading the posts there commenting on it.

And the best part being, every week people get to participate in a topic.
So its like when we think that what do we write next on our blogs, there we can actually plan and write in advance for the world to see what we want to express.

This week's topic is

1. Share your recipe (all about food!)

2. 10 things about me (all about you!)

So it is prolly something that interests me a lot.

And what is better is that they have come across their own website

BETWEEN FRIENDS

They really are coming up with more and more surprises and i am really excited to see as to, What is Next in the store!

Visit the following

Between Friends @ Blogger

Between Friends Official Website

FOr me

2007-03-13T00:13:00.000-07:00

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I'll be Back

2007-03-05T17:24:00.000-08:00

I have been so so so so so busy
It's 7:00 am here and am writing this
I need to go to college and i can just say

" I will be Back Soon"

Till then

Hasta la vista BLOGGERS

Shall i give ya Despair

2007-02-07T02:43:00.000-08:00

I am thinking of Giving you a gift!"Shall I Give you Despair"
Life is so unfair, for once we think that , something good is going to happen to us and at the same time, noone does justice to us.
For a fraction of time we have the moments in our mind that would let us cherish throughout while on the other hand, the beautiful mirror, you have been looking into shatters to shards.
Hope is one thing that never dies! But sometimes it just faints away! Faints from existence as well as reality
It seems as if, something terrible has happened, much worse than the whole earth being engulfed
There are many things that cannot be explained
2 Hours you are sitting with nothing on your mind and it takes just a minute for you to be demoralised.
There are so many people lurking with expectations for you thinking, that you are the one who will bring them something they have been wanting to see in the others or something they couldnt achieve
And it really hurts when you fail them
To fail yourself hurts, but what is more terrible is when you fail someone else

Life doesn't give a second chance
Just one time, you have to use your greycells to analyse how to exploit the best options you got
And later you do have tears rolling, when you realise that you blew your chance

True, sometimes when we look our shadow in the mirror and find it to be attractive we fail to realize that there is a cloak of ego that veils the reflection
It isnt the reflection of Perfection, rather it is a reflection of someone who is so naive , so helpless

It gives immense pleasure if you help someone, but then if you help someone thinking it will help you, on the contrary it destroys you? Is justice given to that?

One night you got so many things on mind, you squeal and you wail so that it would go, but it wouldnt go away as it created a nest in your mind

Yup unless you share things with someone, you cannot live with things
Sometimes you have to spill the beans

People learn from their failures but what about successive failures
It tends to create a hole in your mind that you are good for nothing
Hours of being numb, leaving you with sorrow, tears and remorse

Sometimes your ego tends to blindfold you
You thing that whatever you are doing is perfectly right, but when the tables turn, and the dice is thrown in someone else's favor you tend to realize that whatever you did was a huge blunder

A mistake done once is a mistake
If done twice is Blunder
If done thrice is Folly
And if done again and again is you being a waste for this planet!!

There are so many times when people would just say that its ok dont regret something because life gives you many opportunities
Sure life does that but what when it seems that all the opportunities have been missed.
All the avenues have been closed and the only path that is left for you goes towards your demise?

At instances the glass of your life would just shatter without a reason! Hope dies!!

Its better to die than to live with dead hope!

STAR WARS RELODED!

2007-01-25T03:10:00.000-08:00

Yesterday i had this thing striking in my mind
I dont know why i thought about Darth Vader and it reminded me of FART VADER
I got a friend called Siddharth and i call him SiDARTH VADER
But anyways
I was googling for something that would be rather interesting for me to come up with and i found really amazing stuff i must admit

For those who know about Star wars, this will be fun

For those who dont lemme summarize it
Star wars is a epic saga of a story in a distant galaxy, so distant that we dont know if it exists!
Its related to a war between the Dark side, headed by FART VADER and the light side by LUKE SKYFARTER!! Anyways it ends up with the same old shyt the light side winning over the dark side what a wimp!!!

A Star Wars Osama bin laden parody titled America Strikes Back in this Taliban humor pic and George Bush comedy photo.

Osama, you will go, Osama, you will go, hi ho, the bomb will blow, Osama, you will go. In a country far, far, away. The forces of evil are disappearing faster than interest in the two prequels. Just kidding. Even if the critics don't like them, they're always a good romp. Just think about why they used the chapter they did for the first movie. Maybe it would make the best movie? Ya, think? Why do people expect sequels or prequels to be better. It's rarely the case.

Yoda as a very old Jedi master homeless bum that's down on his luck.

Padmé Amidala should be careful though. If she goes bowling, someone might throw a bowling ball at her face, thinking her head's a pin. That's one ball a Senator wouldn't want to attend. Enough ball jokes? Or should I mention that it could be worse. She could get two balls whacking her in the face. Which hurts both parties, by the way

Two Jedi Masters whipping out their glow in the dark lightsaber condoms in this parody. It must be spring break. Obi-Wan Kenobi seems to be getting a grip of the situation, while Qui-Gon Jinn seems to be fizzing out. Maybe he whipped it out prematurely.

Guess he is following virendar sehwag's lead DOODH SHOODH PIYA KARO

Yoda might be able to levitate things for a short distance, but flying by flapping your ears, takes talent.

Big Brother Small Shilpa

2007-01-19T21:01:00.000-08:00

This has rather been a buzz for a few weeks now!
I first came to know about it when my brother in UK told me that shilpa is left to tears! and i was like ok she deserves it! WHat the heck she wants to be popular and she is getting 3 crores for all this, atleast much more than the other BIG BROTHER members!
But then later, the newspapers began to flash with her news over and again!

I remember seeing the first show on the net somewhere when there was a mercedes, parked in front of a hotel and then the camera focused on the foot, and i was like flabbergasted who the hell is wearing a saree only to know, it being shilpa shetty

Jealousy is everywhere, and the big brother contestants were jealous of her cuz, she being an INDIAN, her getting more money than any of them, and her being much much famous than any of the members!

Initially it was a pleasure for me to laugh when she cried on the show, but later it began to strike my mind
Those people arent just abusing her, its India they are abusing, and really it has been a disgrace
I mean India is a developing country and still they welcome people from across the globe
Be it a lower class country, be it anything but they have a sense of hospitality in them
And yes it isnt like it is that poor, Indians are much more intelligent than any other human specie in all respects
The point here is
She came to the show, she cooked chicken only to know that it has been overcooked and its gross, probably indians eat that and they are so skinny
As said by one of the members
What rubbish i do see fatties around hehe
And then they wouldnt take her name correctly
First "SPILA" then "THE INDIAN" and later "DOG"

And the above pic i dont find her beautiful, she is disgustingly ugly fugly duckling! Shilpa is much better then her
And then she comments about her "She is a dog! She makes my skin crawl"

The best part being shilpa wont Quit the show
She is fighting it even the british govt. is against the discrimination

Fight Shilpa Fight!

The thing that makes me laugh is that reading today's newspaper it was that JADE(the ugly above) was invited to india for a Cleansing session GANDHIGIRI and stuff!
And then she said SORRY
thats pretty obvious but there is no guarantee that British people will keep mauling indians!

Indians have proven the fact! UK SUX! BRITISH SUX! they are mere cheaters and robbers
they stole indian heritage, they cant do anything on their own
Atleast india after its independence soared up from an ant in the world to a horse which is still running!!!

The other day i was talking with my brother about how UK sux! It usually snows there and its going to snow in February start ! Talk about Global warming duh!

And in delhi the minimum temp was like 2 degrees and in ladakh it was -16 degrees!!!

............Not Again............

2007-01-09T11:10:00.000-08:00

Ok prolly people are wondering about my absentism and my inactiveness from blogdum but its basically due to my Campus and me hunting for a job
but then i hope i will still comment
this spree will continue until i get a good job:p so all the best to me hehe

WTF!

2007-01-04T09:08:00.000-08:00

Ok a real funny time for me i must say!
I gave the COMMON ADMISSION TEST known as CAT in November
You can say it was a mere time pass as i didn't study and prepare for it at all
When i went to the centre everyone was so damn nervous with that shivers of agony Quivering on their lips but then except for me!
I was there laughing all the way
And then it was the exam, Seemed easy to me cuz damn for the first time in so many years it was really bearable
I got my result yesterday
Got 88 percentile
It isnt bad but the catch is i didn't feel any forms except for it
People around me, my friends were saying you mad or what why didnt you fill the forms
You could've had easily got admission into good colleges
But i was like How do i knew
I got this result but then i gave it just for time pass
Ok enough of my blabbering am going tomorrow for the last option that is left for me
Let's see what is in the store for me!

Bye Bye!

2006-12-28T22:17:00.000-08:00

It has been a longtime since i said this and i understand that i have been rather late in saying this to you all.
Its almost the end of it, and i did realize that one should speak what is in his heart
So

It has been a wonderful year with loads of twists and turns, this year i admit has been great
It has been a real package of happiness, sorrows, and every emotion boxed together and gifted to me.
I must say it has been a real test when it came to experimentation of my life, emotions, perceptions
And Yes it has lead to new discoveries and new feelings
And most importantly am blogging again.
For those who i thought were real friends let me down but thats what i have been taught by time, trust those only who are trustworthy! And sometimes you have to show your worth
The world is all about commitments and sacrifices
Atleast i can say that easily in this era ! You got to sacrifice something to earn a reward
and as they say "Nothing is for free"

But Anyways the biggest thing is that i did develop some changes in myself
Its easy when people say, You shouldnt change for anyone
The Truth is that you have to mold !
You have to change yourself for the world, as the world wont change for you!

A rather Long Journey full of experiences, New People and new perceptions! I loved this year i must say..

And i rather hope the next year brings more surprises in the store

We Die each night we sleep and the next day we are born again with a new experience, a new day

So just leave your past behind cuz it wont come back
Cherish what you have for you in your present that will built your future

And once again i will say

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OF YOU!

...

2006-12-20T08:48:00.000-08:00

Back to the old Self of Hurting Myself?

Well sort of

For so many years maybe I might be fooling myself that Am Stone hearted

I don’t get hurt!

But today even my beliefs failed me… If you got feelings you are bound to get hurt

That’s a bitter truth, it may take a while to realize but when you do, you are stranded in an isolated corner, with sadness and depression Revolving around you.

It may seem like time has frozen

It was a second before you heard a bad news and it wont go off!

You try and you cry! Yet to no avail, time wont bow to you.

How much you wail in pain, the result is pretty inevitable! You got to bow down

They say time is your best friend

No doubts it is

But sometimes time is the worst Killer too!

I understand that, life is pretty wayward it is full of transitions

You can never expect everything to go smoothly

But then I got many Questions in my mind!

To those who believe in KARMA I got a question for them!

You say what you do comes back to you

Then why is it that the good has to suffer from the face of evil?

Yes maybe the evil does get what’s right for it!

But what is the fault of good, to be showered with Evil’s mistreatment!

You can be strong in life, You can try ! Yes you can succeed but can you change the person or the soul in you?

Sometimes I Question “GOD” if he exists, why is he just a mere spectator of everything that happens

The so-called creator of Humans and Earth? How can someone watch his own creation in pain?

Yes Man Destroys! But destruction is a mere seed of Hatred

What about those who don’t hate? Are they blessed? NO!

Cant People leave other’s happy for a moment?

Why do they become so jealous that they have to bring in something or the other in someone’s way?

Even if that someone did nothing to the others?

People Just say they have been hurt by their Gf/Bf but there is a life beyond that

If Instances occur with those who are really close to you

If it hurts them, then you can feel the pain regardless of how much the other person hide it! You actually can feel the thorns prick

Life was, has been and will be too tough

Sometimes the pain is so intense that it directly comes into your eyes when you cry!

For people who think they are happy , they aren’t aware of what is in the store for them!

THE ART OF FLIRTING!

2006-12-16T01:06:00.000-08:00

So this age can be probably marked as an age of “FLIRTS”

Flirting is an art and not many are good at it

I know most of the people claim themselves to be flirts, that they can do wonders

They can woo any girl of their choice but frankly speaking those are the ones without girlfriends.!

DEFINITION OF FLIRTING

Flirting is a form of human interaction, usually expressing a sexual or romantic interest in the other person. It can consist of conversation, body language, or brief physical contact. It may be one-sided or reciprocated.

Ok crap now let me redefine it as

DEFINITION OF FLIRTING

Flirting is an art to impress someone (I SAY SOMEONE AS PEOPLE CAN HAVE A DIFFERENCE SEX PREFERENCE OTHER THAN A GUY OR A GAL, AS IN GAY), where people try to prove how great they Are by the art of ~~Barking~~ Speaking

Well I do come across people Undergoing the Initial stage of Flirting i.e.,

Eye contact, batting eyelashes, etc. (Yes, If the gal is not intimidated you better have some eye disease or she might give you a black Eye!)
"Protean" signals, such as touching one's hair (Yes! They are so silky and its so nice to touch! Beware the gal might shave your hair off!)
Casual touches; such as a woman gently touching a man's arm during conversation (Ok! She can be casual but don’t take it as a sign to fulfill your pervert ness)
Smiling suggestively (Yes! You got 32 Colgate Brushed teeth so show them! It would be gr8 if she just knocks them down! )
Winking ( Yes again you got shit in your eye eh! )
Sending notes, poems, or small gifts
( Crap! Old school doings! A poem may go like “OH MY GAL, I LOVE YOU THEE, YOU ARE THE GIFT I GOT FOR FREE” )
Footsies, the "feet under the table" practice ( Better be sure that the gal isn’t wearing a heeled sandal or those with nails on the heel)

Ok and add to these there are websites like Shaadi.com Where I can see some stuff such as

I am a teen looking for a Queen, I like places to hang and I want gals to bang! How about a gang Bang!!

And then people call these websites as a serious relation portal!

Then puhleez there are some websites with such information

Tips for women only

Attitude, not beauty, is the driving force. Studies show that average-looking women who artfully indicate openness and interest achieve more success in attracting male attention than beautiful women who maintain an aloof and disengaged attitude. (YA GO IN THOSE MAID CLOTHES AND TRY IT OUT!)
You might have to say it more than once. Don’t be afraid to flirt with a man in many ways over the space of an evening if he doesn’t respond to your first signal. Men sometimes look for verification when trying to determine whether or not a woman is interested in being approached. (YA! DON’T BE AFRAID!! THE GUY WILL RELATE EVERYTHING TO SEX! )

Tips for men only

Wait for it, w-a-i-t…f-o-r…i-t! Let her make the first move when it comes to even the slightest physical contact. This gives women the control they need to feel secure. You have a better chance of avoiding a rebuff if you refrain from touching her until after she touches you first – even a slight brush on the arm makes all the difference. (YA! MAKE THE SECOND MOVE. IE., MOVE AWAY! )
WARNING! Flirting Conditions Hazardous. Approach Slowly. It’s important to recognize a signal when you see one. She might be interested, but if you are moving too fast she’ll give you negative feedback to create a safe distance, followed by a flirtatious move. These mixed messages mean you still have a chance, but only if you slow your advances. (ARE YOU SUGGESTING OR DEJECTING THE POOR GUY!)

Thumbs-up from a woman : Smiling, laughing, giggling, tossing the head while running fingers through the hair, primping (adjusting clothing, even though it is not mussed), leaning forward, whispering in the man's ear, palming (gesturing with an open hand), presenting the neck, short darting glances toward the man, holding the man's gaze, the coy glance (a combination of lowered eyes and a half-smile also seen in many other cultures). ( YA YA ! THAT’S A RARE CASE NOW)
Thumbs-down from a woman: Turning the body away, pulling away, sneering, frowning, glaring, yawning, crossing the arms over the chest, picking at the nails. (GET READY FOR THESE)

Ok to make things worse we do come across some lame pick up Lines

To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"

Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"

Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Ok the most common of all heard everywhere!

Is your dad a terrorist (YAWN) If she says YES! Then run for ur life

If no then the dialogue continued is “ WHERE DID HE STEAL A GEM SUCH AS YOU FROM?”

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

Heights no! Well when will people learn to atleast be creative and be original rather than to just say things that are too inevitable

Gals and Guys both are smart these days hehe…They know when you are going to give those LOSER LOOKS and say something that is too boring to digest!

Try something good such as The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

So yes there will be an advertisement such as

(Include the lip moment urself ok!)

I WAS SO DEJECTED! MY LIFE HAD NO MEANING

I DIDN’T KNEW HOW TO FLIRT! EVERYTIME I CAME ACROSS A GAL SHE USED TO SLAP ME AND USED TO SHOUT LOSER!

WHENEVER I HAD AN URGE TO HAVE SEX SHE USED TO SAY “A PEA ! NO THANKS”

I WAS GOING TO COMMIT SUICIDE BUT EVEN THE TRAIN CHANGED ITS TRACK

AND MY LIFE CHANGED

NOW I CAN FLIRT WITH MY MAID

DOESN’T MATTER SHE IS DEAF AND SHE CANNOT HEAR TO MY YAPPING

AND SHE DOESN’T COMPLAIN TO MY SEXUAL AROUSEMENTS

SHE JUST SAYS “ I CAN PEEL MANY PEAS”

So what are you like,

I don’t think your situation is similar! And I really hope it isn’t!

Discrimination...... Gimme a Break

2006-12-07T23:40:00.000-08:00

A Gal goes for an interview and she Enters the Interview Room. The panel consists of 5 male Members.
This is their First Reaction as she enters.

"Oh My God!"
Look at those Melons, WOW!
Bouncy milkies...............
Damn, Amazing Come To papa! She is All mine
If my wife knows this she will kill me but as long as i am surrounded with those Melons, I dont Care!
Look at those ~~Lines~~ Curves....

Hey Do One thing, Reject everyone there who came for the interview.
We are taking this beauty!
Tell those who are outside any reason We dont care! But am being surrounded by her for sure.........

Sounds Pretty Familiar no?
No Offense girls, but that is what happens these days.
Knowledge, Presence of Mind, Confidence its all obsolete.
The World is Dominated with Gals Getting Transplants and then, Seducing the Recruiters To get a job
How Cheap!!
For an instance take an example of Airports. Those airhostess are decent enough but then do you realise what many of them did to get through the interview?
A Little of Cleavage Show Followed by Raunchy Talks and then concluded with kinky Expressions.
Gimme a Break

A Male Interviewer has an option of choosing between 2 prospective candidates
One is an Intelligent Human SPECIE while the other is a hot curvacious, lucious , Delicious Girl with big boobs and all
Who do you think he will prefer?
The Intelligent one???
Well
Die then cuz Wrong option....
His first Expression will be like he will stare at her, as if he is going to dig through her

Am Not saying all the gals, But many ! So many are known to do Such things.

A friend of mine went for an interview with some crappy GO Airways
She is pretty, Intelligent and has a blend of Everything

What the interviewer asks her?

Do You have a tattoo at a strategic place? If not then get one
That is our requirement and we will only recruit those with a tattoo
I mean Gimme a Break.... Are you there to recruit a hostess or to get to see a body show?
PERVERTS! Really!
All she could say was "FUCK OFF" To them...
Well no regrets any decent person wouldve had done the same

I Fail to understand. Why does the society sometimes declare that it is the Women being Discriminated
True to that, these days there is nothing That a Women cannot do, which a man Can (Ofcourse a man cannot be pregnant though i still Doubt the technology)
But then what crap! I Dont believe in such things

PAMELAMANIA :- A deadly Symptom in which a Women, wants to increase her boob size to such an extent that she cannot even see her feet....

HEIGHT'S OF PAMELAMANIA :- To Find a Job even men are Undergoing transplants to be Women.............

This is true! Why do they speak that "OH MY GOD! IT IS A GAL SHE WILL BE DISCRIMINATED SO WE WILL LOOK AFTER HER"

AND THIS LOOK AFTER HER LATER BECOMES WE WILL DO THINGS WITH HER.

To make things more worse, even there are some slutry gals who Enjoy such moments and then encourage people

Men arent Born pervert
But if they are forced to see a STRIPSHOW, Wont they be attracted? Ya unless it isnt a gay!

Well i remember seeing movies these days, with the USP of movie being hot chics wearing those saree's with Blouse that in no way resembles a Blouse. It looks like a Bikini
Or remember RHTDM. Ofcourse you loved the story but what about the PUSH UP BRA dia mirza used, to show that yes! I GOT SOMETHING. IT ISNT THAT I AM POOR..........

Siriously these days the trend is like, those who dont have asset are really poor
To make case worse for Men, Company's Put this under their notice..................

FEMALE EMPLOYEES PREFFERED (PREFFERED IS A DEROGATORY WORD , MEN WILL BE KICKED OUT )
FEMALE APPLYING, SHOULD HAVE A SILICON EFFECT IN THEM....
FEMALE SUFFERING WITH PAMELAMANIA ARE MORE THAN WELCOME, HELL WE ARE WILLING TO OFFER THEM OUR PLACES IF THEY JOIN...
" MEN NOT ALLOWED"
WE ARE PREFFERING FEMALE JANITORS. IT IS DIFFICULT FOR THEM, SO MALE APPLICANTS WILL BE BEST SUITED FOR THE JANITOR JOB.
WE ARE PERVERTS SO PRACTISE FOR A GOOD SHOW AND WE WILL HIGHLY APPRECIATE IT
IF THE SILICON IMPLANTS ARE SAME FOR MORE THAN ONE CANDIDATE, THE ONE WITH MAXIMUM EXPOSURE WILL BE PREFFERED

Know What i am talking about?
I didnt say this for Girls in particular
I know there are the decent ones , There are many

But what about such types???

It makes me sick really!

Addiction of Blogdum

2006-12-01T23:17:00.000-08:00

No Man Is An Island.

The Need to communicate is an innate desire of human’s and was born with us.

Man being a Social Animal, is blessed with the power to think, Communicate, And Express

These are the things that distinguish him from Animals giving him the tag of being the cleverest being.

No matter how much we boast that we are totally independent, we still have this Dependency hidden deep inside the darkest corners of our heart.

It isn’t that we are totally naïve to the society; the thing is that we do need a source, a person near and dear or maybe not, to communicate our things to someone, to share our joy and sorrow

We cannot just gulp our piece of emotions on our own

The same thing is with what we want to express

Yes, We don’t have any freedom to murder someone, or commit a crime

But of course we still have freedom to express what we want, our needs, and our feelings

Blogs , the revolutionary creation of some wise person is the medium via which we can express what we want to portray to the society and to the mass.

Blog is the short term for web log, a website that one can keep as a diary

We aren’t born News reporters, nor we are scholars

But as they say, even the smallest spark can set fire resulting in explosions.

Rather without a shadow on doubt, blogs have become a necessity in our lives

Yes, People do write personal diaries, but on the contrary what is the harm in sharing it with the world around.

I do remember the time when, blogs were banned from India, but then people protested against it and the ban was lifted

True with that, People are the ones who make the government, and with that they can even shake it.

And yes, am too possessive about it! There are many around like me, as they find it as a part of their lives. We do hop on other blogs, with time gather knowledge as to what is this globe all about, and what do others think

And yes without a doubt, it is a great means to Engulf more knowledge and to even share yours with others

Personal blogs can be effective means for people to promote themselves and their interests, and some people find them to be psychologically fulfilling tools for self-expression and satisfaction.

To conclude I would just say, that few years ago, there was nothing like a “blog” but as of now they have become very influential components of our lives as well as the Internet, and their importance is growing exponentially

Back to Square One

2006-11-28T22:39:00.000-08:00

Well to those whom i promised i will be back, now is the time to fulfill it
yes I have a new blog now and i will focus and try to dedicate my time on Posting and yes on my blog.
I did realise it that some priority has to be set for everything
You will never find time unless you take out some and you learn how to manage things
The absentism from the other blog, the time contium in between did made me learn new things and important lessons of life.
For those, who i thought would never fail me, Proved me wrong
But then life has to go on with ups and downs
Sometimes you have to push it, while the other times you have to carry it with you
And yes, I did realise this that time is your Best Buddy. It wont leave you under any circumstances needless to say, if you curse it or bless it for anything
But anyways the good news is i am back
And the better one is that i will be regular

So let the posting start and yes i do expect beautiful comments from the beautiful people out there